i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via txlover)
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
(via ahappilyneverafter)
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(via mucho-amorr)